Reasons not to have public comment systems #573832:
At The Petition to change the name of ‘The Two Towers’ movie because it’s obviously a reference to September 11(funny enough on it’s own), there is, strangely enough, a petition. Now, given that this petition is an online petition, people can put whatever details they like in. Even more amusing is that the creators of the petition have created a ‘comments’ field, leading to such gems of wit as:
1198 – Falseen T. Ryvoided – I made my wife have a breast reduction because her breasts always reminded me of the Two Towers.
1207 – Bill Clinton – I agree, America. When I’m fucking my twin interns I shed a tear for 9/11
Then there are the Zen Masters:
1179 – Runs With Scissors – I like tuna, I like liver, Meow Mix, Meow Mix Please Deliver!
1220 – Glen Pearce – My wife gave me the bird. I didn’t want it.
Some people can get religious prophecies from anything
1128 – Omid – TOLKIEN WAS A PROFIT, HE PREDICTED WTC BOMBING 47 YEARS BEFORE THE FACT, AND THE THIRD MOVIE IS RETURN OF THE KING. JESUS IS COMING BACK YOU HAD BETTER RECOGNIZE