Shay sent me this quiz. Now being that I am morally opposed to forwarding emails unless for a very good reason, I thought I’d put it here instead.
1. IF YOU COULD BUILD A HOUSE ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD IT BE?
Underground, obviously, because then I could have a housewarming and say “Welcome to my underground lair…”
2. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING?
Anyone who knows me at all will know it’s my coat.
3. FAVORITE PHYSICAL FEATURE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?
It’s all good.
4. WHAT’S THE LAST CD THAT YOU BOUGHT?
Bach – Brandenburg Concerti
5. WHERE’S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO BE?
Wherever I am.
6. WHERE’S YOUR LEAST FAVORITE PLACE TO BE?
Anywhere where injustice reigns.
7. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO BE MASSAGED?
I’m a big fan of a back massage.
8. WHAT’S MOST IMPORTANT, STRONG IN MIND OR STRONG IN BODY?
Mind. Only ideas are real. The physical is illusion.
9. WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE IN THE MORNING?
6.45 Monday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. Whenever the hell I feel like the other days.
10. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE KITCHEN APPLIANCE?
Definitely the fridge. Cool is cool.
11. WHAT MAKES YOU REALLY ANGRY?
Abuse of copyright. Hey, don’t get me started.
12. IF YOU COULD PLAY ANY INSTRUMENT, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
The church organ. Have you heard Bach’s Toccata and Fugue in D Minor?
13. FAVORITE COLOR?
Definitely blue.
14. WHICH DO YOU PREFER, SPORTS CAR OR SUV?
Dodge Viper baby, yeah!
15. DO YOU BELIEVE IN AFTERLIFE?
Ask me when I’m dead.
16. FAVORITE CHILDREN’S BOOK?
Harry Potter, duh! English Fantasy rules!
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON?
I like ‘em all.
18. WHAT’S YOUR LEAST FAVORITE HOUSEHOLD CHORE?
Washing my clothes. They just get fucking dirty straight away!
19. IF YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Definitely the ability to create and shape energy. Given modern conceptions of the universe, this would mean you could do anything
20. IF YOU HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT IS IT?
I’ve often been tempted by the thought of a big M tattoo over my right eye, like Bishop from the X-Men. But then I realise that that would be stupid.
21. CAN YOU JUGGLE?
Hah! No.
22. THE ONE PERSON FROM YOUR PAST YOU WISH YOU COULD GO BACK AND TALK TO?
Me, age 5.
23. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE DAY?
Any day I don’t have to go to work.
24. WHAT’S IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR?
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Division by Zero
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25. WHICH DO YOU PREFER, SUSHI OR HAMBURGER?
Hamburger.
26. FROM THE PEOPLE YOU EMAILED THIS TO, WHO’S MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
Haha! Short circuited this test, didn’t I?
27. WHO’S LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
See previous answer.
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