Well, work has settled down a bit again. To summarise:

I worked 19 hours last weekend, and 14 the weeked before, which means that I will get paid a lot this next payday. Yay!

I completely unpatched and repatched the patch panels here at work. That’s between three and four hundred patch cables. For the record, this is a good thing to have done, but not a good thing to have to do. I would suggest that if anyone ever suggests that you do something similar, run.

Run fast.