I was going to post something about the unbelievably big deal Americans seem to make about Halloween, but then I remembered that the Melbourne Cup is next week, and realised that I was doing the whole living-in-glass-house-and-throwing-stones thing. In fact, if I were to choose between celebrating a pagan festival of horror or a horse race, I think I would choose….

to invade Chaka Zulu’s empire with my Panzer army.

Whoops, no that’s Civ. Teach me to read game reviews before posting.